Life without you.

The first time I met you, I was attracted to your great smell. Later on you supported me through college and we've pulled a lot of all nighters together. But after all these years I realize you only wanted me to want you. There was no love, I became addicted to you. Quality time became cheap minutes of satisfaction. You almost ruined my vacation in Hamburg. It has been 9 weeks since I felt your last embrace. I'm happy to tell you that I don't miss you. Oh no wait, I secretly had an fling with your brother cola so it's actually a month ago. But anyway.

Bye bye Mr Coffee